The Word On The Street: Ryan's Phallus of Knowledge

Ryan is a pretty funny guy. As near as I can tell his brain sometimes points at random things, fires, and outputs directly to the mouth. In the last year and a half that I've known him he's gone off on memorable tangents about unicorns, pooping, sharks, purple drink, pedophiles, Maryland Terps, fat people, Tyler Perry (several times), How I Met Your Mother, the US flag, pooping, Hollywood, watching hot chicks doing yoga and not talking to them, Micheal Phelps and pooping.

Last night Ryan was once again in fine form.

"Guys ... we're running - right now. Running. Just stop and think about that. Think about that existentially for a minute. Running, it's our sport."

That moment of slightly confusing zen was followed by something similar about the American flag which somehow ended in Ryan yelling:

"DAMN IT ARJUN. I'm going to go deep on YOU with my phallus of knowledge into your ass of ignorance."

And to top it off ryan closed the run with:

"Damn. Are we almost done yet? I've got to drop some knowledge from my ass of ignorance"

Thus, using his ass as a metaphor for intelligence which he then later used as a metaphor for his real ass (read it again if you have to). But is Ryan's ass still a metaphor if it's just a metaphor for itself?

Stop and think about that for a minute. Existentially.

Days like this are why I run.