Last night Ryan was once again in fine form.
"Guys ... we're running - right now. Running. Just stop and think about that. Think about that existentially for a minute. Running, it's our sport."
That moment of slightly confusing zen was followed by something similar about the American flag which somehow ended in Ryan yelling:
"DAMN IT ARJUN. I'm going to go deep on YOU with my phallus of knowledge into your ass of ignorance."
And to top it off ryan closed the run with:
"Damn. Are we almost done yet? I've got to drop some knowledge from my ass of ignorance"
Thus, using his ass as a metaphor for intelligence which he then later used as a metaphor for his real ass (read it again if you have to). But is Ryan's ass still a metaphor if it's just a metaphor for itself?
Stop and think about that for a minute. Existentially.
Days like this are why I run.