People amaze me. Who can look themselves in the eye and say:
"Today I'm going to make myself a velvet costume that looks like Charlie Brown meets the Honey Nut Cheerios Mascot, put on a hairband and make myself some accessories with my favorite craft paste. Then after all that work I'm going to chase around the ToC for about 10s to raise awareness about already well-known allegations that Lance is a doper. That's what I'm going to do today. That's my contribution to humanity."